Аллергия

Лиза съела торт с грецким орехом. Началась реакция. Горло и язык начали чесаться. 

Я спрашиваю:

- Лиза, что чешется, горло или язык?

- Оба! It's connected!

Америка!

Leeza just said "Today was supposed to be FriYay but instead it's FriBoo. Did you have this much homework when you went to school?" Olga says "Yes, maybe more".  Leeza goes "Well, this is America, mama! It's supposed to be easy!"